Flying Over Adulting | Funny Pilot & Aviation T-Shirt
Flying Over Adulting | Funny Pilot & Aviation T-Shirt
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Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry on low heat. If ironing is needed, use low heat and avoid ironing directly over the printed design. Do not dry clean.
Adulting is mandatory. Flying is non-negotiable. ✈️😎
Bills to pay. Chores to finish. Responsibilities to handle. Apparently, being a grown-up comes with a lot of paperwork... and not nearly enough flight time.
Some people spend their weekends catching up on housework. Others prefer climbing to 5,500 feet, turning off the noise, and remembering why they work so hard in the first place.
We'll give you one guess which group we're in.
Introducing Flying Over Adulting, part of The Flying Over Collection by Taxiway Tees.
A clever, minimalist rebus design for pilots, travelers, and anyone who believes growing older is inevitable, but growing up is entirely optional.
Whether you're a student pilot trading grocery money for flight lessons, an aircraft owner whose idea of a responsible investment has wings, or a frequent traveler who considers boarding passes a form of therapy, this shirt is your official declaration of priorities.
Why You'll Love It:
- ✈️ Clever aviation humor — A playful visual puzzle that puts flying exactly where it belongs: above adulting.
- 😎 Responsibilities? What responsibilities? — Because sometimes the most grown-up thing you can do is take a little time for yourself.
- 🛩️ Clean, minimalist design — Understated typography with just the right amount of aviation attitude.
- 🌎 For pilots and travelers alike — Equally at home in the hangar, airport terminal, or on your next weekend escape.
- 🎁 A great gift — Perfect for student pilots, flight instructors, aircraft owners, frequent flyers, and anyone who refuses to let adulthood ruin a perfectly good adventure.
The Flying Over Collection
Life is full of priorities. We just happen to put flying above most of them.
From savings accounts and meetings to responsibilities and everyday obligations, The Flying Over Collection celebrates the things we'd happily leave behind for a little time in the sky.
Because some things are better left below.
Designed for pilots, dreamers, and runway regulars by Taxiway Tees — General Aviation Outfitters.
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton
• Comfortable modern unisex fit
• Ribbed crewneck collar with reinforced shoulder tape
• Tubular construction for a smooth silhouette
• Durable direct-to-garment print
• Tear-away label
• Printed to order
FIT
This is a unisex shirt with a modern fit. Choose your usual size for a standard fit or size up for a more relaxed feel. Please review the size chart before ordering.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the printed design. Do not dry clean.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Gildan 64000 Fit Guide
Use the garment measurements below and compare them with a T-shirt you already own. Size up if you prefer a roomier fit.
